Kon kehta hai HAWA Free ki hoti hai ?
Kon kehta hai HAWA Free ki hoti hai ?
Kabi LAYS ka 10 rupay wala
chips khareed k dekho,
usmey 7rupay ki HAWA aur
3rupay K chips hote hai.
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Joke
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab,Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa:Nahin yaar
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi
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SanTa aPNa Sir PaNi Me DuBa RaHa THa
SanTa aPNa Sir PaNi Me DuBa RaHa THa
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BiWi:KYa Kar RaHe Ho?
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SanTa:DiMaG CHaLTa NaHi H SaLa
DeKH RHa Hu KaHi PuNCHer To NaHi
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Tuje anda bana dun
Santa went to Banta’s home for breakfast
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Banta: Tuje anda bana dun??
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Santa: Nahin, mein insaan hi thik hun…. 🙂
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Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega
Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs
Santa: Y anything special?
Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega.
San: Oh, Pack it. 🙂
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Bhai kal wali jyada achhi thi
Height of Crazy Friends
A boy enjoying a date with his GF, suddenly his friend comes and looks at his GF and says:
“Bhai,kal wali jyada achhi thi”
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Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad
For those at home:
U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec
mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte”
For those in hostel:
Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u..
pick up d book for a sec
Friends enter the room and says “Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega..”
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Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki Use Yaad Aaya
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“Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai…!!!”
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If we lose a PEN we can buy New one
If we lose a PEN we can buy New one but..
If we lose PEN CAP, we can’t buy new one..
So, Always buy a ‘tik tik’ pen..
Don’t expect emotional messages Every time.
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Education spoils our common sense
Universal Truth We Learn:-“Sun rises in the East.”
Fact: Sun neither rises nor sets only earth rotates”
Moral: Education spoils our common sense
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