Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa-Banta
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Kamjori hai – Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple,
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Santa Interview Dene Gaye
Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss-Ur Birthday.
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
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Early To Bed & Early To Rise
This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
“Early To Bed & Early To Rise___”
Santa: “This Man has no interest In His wife.”
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Jis car Ne Tumhe takaar mari,Uska Colour & No Yaad He
Police-Jis car Ne Tumhe takaar mari,Uska Colour & No Yaad He
Santa-Nhi,Par Chalane Wali Madam Ne Red Shirt Pehni Thi & Uske 2 Button Khule Thi.
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab,Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa:Nahin yaar
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi
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SanTa aPNa Sir PaNi Me DuBa RaHa THa
SanTa aPNa Sir PaNi Me DuBa RaHa THa
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BiWi:KYa Kar RaHe Ho?
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SanTa:DiMaG CHaLTa NaHi H SaLa
DeKH RHa Hu KaHi PuNCHer To NaHi
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Tuje anda bana dun
Santa went to Banta’s home for breakfast
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Banta: Tuje anda bana dun??
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Santa: Nahin, mein insaan hi thik hun…. 🙂
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Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega
Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs
Santa: Y anything special?
Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega.
San: Oh, Pack it. 🙂
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Khud Ko Khud kI Khabar Na Lage
“Khud Ko Khud kI Khabar Na Lage,
“koI Acha BhI Is Qadar Na Lage,
“Aap Ko Dekha haI Bas Us NaZar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage……
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