Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki Use Yaad Aaya
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“Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai…!!!”
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Funny Sms
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If we lose a PEN we can buy New one
If we lose a PEN we can buy New one but..
If we lose PEN CAP, we can’t buy new one..
So, Always buy a ‘tik tik’ pen..
Don’t expect emotional messages Every time.
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Education spoils our common sense
Universal Truth We Learn:-“Sun rises in the East.”
Fact: Sun neither rises nor sets only earth rotates”
Moral: Education spoils our common sense
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One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror
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Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
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Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..
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Different meaning of Sorry
Old meaning of Sorry
“I Wont Do It Again”
New Meaning Of Sorry,
“Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful”
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Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
kyuki
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada Hai.!!
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A boy opens his tiffin box on road
Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..
Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back…!! 😉
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Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nahi Hai
Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry
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In heaven together we were in a big hall
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
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